♪♪ >> I WAS RECENTLY RESEARCHING NEW THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, AND ISLANDED ON MICRO PLASTICS.

PLASTIC IN OUR FOOD, PLASTIC IN OUR LIVERS, PLASTIC IN OUR BRAINS.

IT AND IT STAYS THERE PRETTY MUCH FOREVER.

OH, YEAH.

THERE IT IS, ANXIETY, ADRENALINE ACTIVATED.

THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

LUCKILY I DO KNOW WHAT PLASTIC LOOKS LIKE SO AVOIDING IT SHOULDN'T BE INSURMOUNTABLE.

I'LL JUST MAKE SURE THAT ANYTHING TOUCHES MY WOOD IS MADE OF NATURAL MATERIALS LIKE WOOD, CLAY, STONE AND WOOL, BASICALLY IF IT'S NOT A RESOURCE CARD IN SETTLERS OF KATAN IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALLOWED IN MY HOME.

WOW, TURNS OUT I NEED TO GET RID OF A LOT OF STUFF, INCLUDING, IRONICALLY, SETTLERS OF KATAN.

MY GOAL WAS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LIVER BUT HERE'S WHAT I DIDN'T EXPECT.

MY HOME IS GETTING BEAUTIFUL.

IT TURNS OUT PLASTIC IS MORE THAN A HEALTH RISK, IT'S A HURRICANE OF COLORS, TEXTURES AND PATTERNS.

IT COLLECTS IN CORNERS, GETS TINGEY WITH FOOD MILDEW AND IN MOST CASES CLASHES WITH YOUR CARPET, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A SKITTLES WRAPPER.

LET'S GET SPECIFIC.

HERE ARE MY KITCHEN TOOLS.

MISFIT ISLAND I'VE BEEN ADDING TO SINCE COLLEGE.

A SPATULA THAT'S FLAKING AND TURNING YELLOW, A LADLE THATTING LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM A PLAYMOBILE SET AND A PAIR OF TECHNOLOGIES THAT NO LONGER MAKES THAT SATISFYING CLICKING SOUND BECAUSE I MELTED THE PAD THINGS ON A BAKING GRIDDLE.

WELL, ALL THAT STUFF'S GONE.

AND IN THEIR PLACE A NEW SET OF SIMPLE NATURAL WOOD.

AND BONUS, A COLOR PALLET THAT'S BOTH MODEST AND CONSISTENT.

MY GOODNESS, THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAGAZINE.

CHECK OUT MY LEFTOVERS CONTAINERS, THEY'RE NOW GLASS, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE NOT BAKED WITH SPAGHETTI SAUCE.

THEY SPARKLE LIKE DIAMONDS.

I SHOULD PUT THIS STUFF ON DISPLAY.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DON'T RESEARCH INTERIOR DESIGN, JUST THROW OUT YOUR PLASTIC AND A STYLISH HOME WILL POP INTO EXISTENCE AUTOMATICALLY.

LOOK AT ME, I HAVE ACHIEVED STYLE, I HAVE ACHIEVED ELEGANCE AND I HAVE ACHIEVED BEAUTY.

I GUESS AS LONG AS NO ONE TAKES