[orchestra tuning] [Bopstars singing “Hello!

Hi!

How Are You?”] ♪ Hello!

Hi!

How are you?

Hope you have a special day ♪ ♪ Im super glad to know you You are great in every way ♪ ♪ But when we have to say goodbye ♪ ♪ And go our separate ways ♪ ♪ Remember these few friendly words I said to you today ♪♪ Come on.

We have to start the show.

Hurry up, everyone!

[Crowd sounding excited] Im stuck, guys.

Whoa!

Lights!

Coming to ya.

Camera!

And a three!

And a two!

And a one!

And an action!

Welcome, everybody, to “Hello!

Hi!

How Are You?” I am your host, Mr. Clown.

And I am waiting patiently for my introduction.

Oh, yes.

This is Tommy the Tomat my rambunctious co-host.

That's me.

[coughing violently] Wha?

Theyre cute.

Whoa.

Sorry, Tommy, I forgot to warm up.

Me me me me!

You you you you!

One more time.

Me me me me!

You you you you!

Okay.

Now I'm all warmed up.

I was in the middle of saying “h You know, Mr. Clown there are tons of ways to say he Oh, yes.

Hellooooo... Hello.

Helllllllllooooooo!

You're just saying the same word in different ways- but depending on what language people speak, they might have a whole different word for "hell (Spanish) Hola!

(Hebrew) Shalom!

(Chinese) Ni hao!

(Nigerian) Bawo ni!

[dog barking] (Navajo) Ya'at'eeh Watch out!

(Italian) Ciao!

Mr. Clown, did you know that "ci means hello and goodbye?

So does Shalom.

Oh!

Well, dont say goodbye yet, Tom Were just getting started!

And to get us started, here's th Ozzie and The Pride!

Drumroll, please.

Oh!

Wait, Tommy.

Ozzie is our drummer, so he cant do the drumroll for his own introduction.

Its really not a problem to do the drumroll.

No, you cant!

You havent been introduced yet.

Yeah, that's not how we do things around here.

We're professionals.

Maybe just a half drumroll.

Well, maybe your band member could do a drumroll with their m Yeah!

[blows raspberries] [blowing raspberries in unison] Ozzie!

And this is The Pride!

Now, here's a sample of what we can do as a band.

Two.

Three.

Four!

[music distorts] Ahh!

Ahh!

Stop, stop!

That's so loud!

Ozzie, we can't hear ourselves!

Tommy!

Hit the big red button!

You got it, Mr. Clown!

Level five should do it.

Level five!

Meep, release the pin!

Don't try this at home, kids - Im a trained tomato.

Whoaaaaaaa!

[music is silenced] Wow.

That big, red button really Sure does.

You know what this calls for?

[dramatic music] Super secret meeting!

Mr. Clown, turn on your flashlig Oh!

Whew.

Okay, Tommy let's start our secret meeting.

Okay.

All present, say “aye.” Aye.

Is that the letter of the day?

[dog barking] (Mr. Clown) Tommy, did you hear that?

Shhh!

We haven't found out the letter of the day, yet.

Oh!

Okay.

Wait, is that the secret?

No, no, Tommy!

The secret is that our next segm is Miltons Magic Microphone!

I love Miltons Magic Microphone We should tell everybody!

Oh, yeah.

Cue up Miltons Magic Microphone TV, to your station!

Mmm.

Welcome to “Miltons Magi Microphone.” Also known as “MMM.

I'm here with misinformation.

Excuse me, Milton.

You have to pause between Miss and Information.

Well, misinformation... Oh, you just did it again.

It's Miss... pause.. pause... pause... Information.

Oh, I get it!

Miss.

Paws.

Paws.

Oh!

I think Im out of paws here No, Milton.

You don't say it And it's not these kinds of paws This pause is a measurement of t that tells you to wait.

Miss.

Information.

Oh!

Miss.

Information.

Whew!

Boy, those pauses really get you out of breath, Miss— Information!

Exactly.

I'm Miss Information.

I know everything about everythi But if you run those two words t “misinformation.” Then I don't know anything about Misinformation is wrong informat Miss Information is her to give you unlimited knowledge.

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up, Miss Information!

Now let's fire up the magic micr and get into it!

Today, your magic microphon has taken us inside a computer.

Ooooh!

You know, I'm so glad we met.

With my magic microphone and your unlimited knowledge, we get to explore anything and e And today it's a computer.

Computers are everywhere - in your classroom, in the car, even your phone is a computer.

Huh!

In fact, your phone has 100,000 more computing power than the compute that landed humans on the moon i Wow!

With all that computing power a information, youd think itd be Fifty years ago it wouldve been The first-ever computer had a weight of over 27 tons.

That's more than five elephants!

Oh, and now it just fits in my h I don't think I could fit five elephants in my hand.

Well, let me use my magic microphone to find out.

Ooh!

Ha ha!

I did it!

Well done, Milton.

Back to you, Mr. Clown.

Hi, guys.

Wow.

It's exciting to see wher Milton and Miss Information end Pretty cool.

I want to hold five elephants.

Tommy, we can't fit five elephan and I like being inside.

I like being outside.

Well, you grew up outside.

But inside is way better.

No, outside!

We should do the show outside!

You know, Tommy, there's onl one way to settle this: through You don't have a song.

Ah, ah!

We do have a song for th And as long as I'm the Directo we'll have a song for everything Thank you, Director!

TV, to your station!

[snoring] [alarm] ♪ [sung] ♪ I want to be outside.

Outside.

Outside.

I'd rather be inside.

Inside.

Inside.

I want to be outside.

Outside.

Outside.

I'd rather be inside.

Inside.

Inside.

Outside I can smell the air.

Inside is my favorite chair.

Outside I can feel the sun.

Insides where the bakings done Outside.

Outside.

Outside.

Yeah!

Inside.

Inside.

Inside.

But I want to be outside.

Outside.

Outside.

I'd rather be inside.

Inside.

Inside.

All my books are here inside.

Outside are the flowers.

Inside I know where to hide.

I can stay outside for hours.

I really love the inside, Milton I know, but I love the outside, But there's bugs outside.

Yeah, but there's also fresh bre and you could play games... Thats true, but inside theres and you stay nice and warm.

I guess it is nice to stay warm.

Maybe we could enjoy both.

Well, I guess so!

You like to be where you like to And you like to be where you lik And everywhere that we like to b is the best place for you, and the best place for me.

Wait.

What's the plan?

So, first we'll go outside.

Outside.

Outside.

And then we'll go inside.

Inside.

Inside.

Yeah!

We're gonna go outside.

Outside.

Outside.

And then we'll go inside.

Inside.

Inside.

Outside!

Yeah.

Inside!

I know, but... Outside.

How about...inside?

Mr. Clown, outside!

Inside!

Outside!

Inside!

I can't decide.

Well, I think that song clearly that outside is the best.

Oh, I don't think that's what that song said at all.

I just wanted to pop i so we can find out the letter of Whoa!

Kernel, you cant just interrupt people like that.

Yeah, that's pretty rude.

What?

The letter of the da is the most important thing we d We need to go to the Surprise Co You have to say "excuse me" before you interrupt.

No matter what the reason!

Oh.

My apologies.

Excuse me.

I would like to formally say I'm sorry for my rudeness.

Thank you, Kernel.

To the Surprise Corner!

♪ [sung] ♪ Surprise Corner Unwrapping a letter in the corner.

Surprise Corner Unwrapping a letter in the corner.

Surprise Corner Unwrapping a letter.

Unwrapping a letter.

Surprise Corner Unwrapping a letter.

Unwrapping a letter.

Surprise Corner Unwrapping a letter in the corner.

Its a C!

[music ends] Woohoo!

The letter C!

Do you know a word that starts with the letter C, Mr. Clown?

Kite.

That actually starts with a K but I understand the confusion.

Let's go over some word that do start with the letter C. Oh, good idea.

TV, to your station!

Liesel.

Yes, Mr. Clown?

Have you ever heard of the lette Well, yes, I absolutely have, Mr It is a great letter.

It is.

And I know exactly what it sound Would you like to hear?

Yes, I would like to hear Tell me what the letter C sounds Okay.

You ready?

Here goes.

[gibberish] Umm, actually, no.

The letter C does not sound like that.

What?

It doesn't?

No, I'm sorry.

Oh, that means I made a mistake.

Oh, I love making mistakes!

If I'm making mistakes, it mean I get to learn something new.

Ye That is very true.

And now you get to lear the sound that the letter C make The letter C sounds like this: C-C-C-Car!

Or C-C-C- Cow!

Exactly!

But the letter C can also sound like an S. Like in the word “ice” or “rice.” Or “mice.” Yes!!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Wow, that is so cool But let's talk more about the “Ca” sound of C. Like in C-C-C-C-Carrot!

Oh!

Or C-C-C-C-Cake!

Or carrot cake!

Or cupcakes!

Or carrot cake and cupcakes!

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Carrot cake and cupcakes.

Cut!!

[Meep murmuring contentedly] And now, the word of the day which also starts with the lette Cat!

C-A-T. That spells “cat.” Jason, the cat isn't here.

It's in our imagination.

No, Jason, it's just the word of the day.

Cat.

[dog barking] Jason!

Whoa!

Jason is really going crazy looking for that cat.

I know!

Jason, the cat's not here.

[fancy music] The curious cat cautiously conne with a cuddly cactus in a cavernous cafeteria.

[crocodile and other jungle nois Wow, what a great video Don't you think so, Mr. Clown?

Mr. Clown!

What?

It's just a Mr. Clown doll!

Oh, but I bet I know where Mr. Clown is!

[sneaky music] Oh.

Hi, Phil.

What are you eatin Oh, hey, Mr. Clown!

Toda I'm having a favorite of mine: almond butter and banana sandwich.

Oh, whats in it, Phil?

Almond butter and bananas.

Oh, right.

You know what I would I would not eat that.

That sounds not delicious.

You are not me.

Oh, boy.

Oh... Phil, would you min if I just had one little taste of the almond butte sandwich with delicious bananas?

Oh, Phil.

Oh, that sandwich is unbelievable.

That is the best thing that I have ever tasted.

Oh, I should have trusted you, P You know what's better than a fe for your stomach?

A feast for your ears.

Hey.

Again, it is Donnie here and I am auditioning for the ban Thought I would try things ou on the guitar this time around.

So, let's get into it.

[strumming melodically] All right.

Thank you again for the opportunity.

And I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Soon.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

It seems like there seems to be some sort of miscommunication on what the qualifications are for our kids band.

Yes.

Number one: kid.

Kid.

Be a kid.

Be a kid.

I sense an opening.

So, I'm goin to take this opportunity to tell one of my beloved jokes.

What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?

Hmmmm She had mittens.

Oh, Ozzie.

Well, what do you think, Pride?

[playing music poorly] Oh.

No, no, no!

Tommy, hit the big red button.

Wait!

Did we ever settle on that for the button?

Yes!

We had a very long discussion about it, and I came with the very creative name “Big Red Button” all by myself - Without any help from anybody el It was all me.

I don't remember that.

[crowd murmuring] We've been at this for hours.

What do we call the big red butt I have no ideas.

Can we just call it "the big red Oh!

Violet, that's too obvious.

It just doesn't pop.

Tommy, don't be negative.

There are no bad ideas.

Put out a pot of hot cocoa.

We could be here all night.

[crowd mumbles angrily] Little baby cat face!

Im gonna lose my mind!

[Meep squeaks authoritatively.]

That's perfect.

I'm a genius.

We'll call it "The Big Red Butto Hooray!

Great idea, Mr. Clown.

In case anybody is wondering, I feel angry!

AAAAHHHHH!!!!

That's what I said.

Mr. Clown, I feel like Violet should get c because it was her idea first.

You're right!

[crowd murmuring] I knew I came up with it all on Mr. Clown, I'm pretty sure Violet— Now it's time for “Guess the Ani Woooo!

TV, to your station.

Welcome to Mr. Clowns “Guess the Animal.” Thats where we reveal an animal and you have to guess what it is Good luck!

Guess the Animal!

[fanfare] Wow.

Tommy, I know it's our firs but you could have started with a harder animal.

That's clearly an elephant.

You can tell by its long, long n Not an elephant.

A leopard?

I think you'll get it this time.

Oh, it's a cow with dry skin, of It's so different it should have its own name.

Mr. Clown, it's a crocodile.

A dry-skinned cow is called a cr It's a completely different anim Crocodiles have been living on since the time of the dinosaurs.

They've been around for millions They can replace each of their m up to 50 times.

They have very good night visio which makes them great nighttime Hey, Mr. Clown.

Did you know Meep knows jiu-jits Really?

Yeah.

They taught me this.

Wow.

Yeah.

Pretty cool.

Very cool.

I got a little bit of Meep needs to find all the thing in their apartment that start with the letter C. Can you help them?

Oh, look.

A computer.

There's a cupcake under the desk That shouldn't be there.

There's a camera on the bed.

I wonder if Meep was taking pict And over on the nightstand is Meeps cup.

Oh, and a crocodile.

Hey, is that a birthday card on Meeps fridge?

And what's inside?

Cheese.

I almost didn't notice that crys Were you able to find all eight Good job.

Mystery solved.

Dance break!

Dance break!

Dance break!

Woo!

♪ [sung] Were gonna dance dance dance da dancity dance!

And then we freeze!

And then we dance, dance, dance, dancity dance!

Were gonna dance, dance, dance like spaghetti noodles.

We're gonna dance, dance, dance like spaghetti noodles.

And then we freeze.

And then we dance, dance, dance, dancity dance!

We're gonna dance, dance, dance like silly robots.

We're gonna dance, dance, dance like silly robots.

And then we freeze.

[music ends] Tommy, what's next?

[clock chimes] I guess all that's left i saying goodbye to all our new fr Oh, can we sing goodbye?

Even better.

Two songs in a row?

Now that's what I'm talking abou Or should I say “singing about”?

♪ [sung] And youll feel hap hap hap hap Snap snap snap snap snappier.

Hap hap hap hap happier!

Cheerful through and through.

Hap hap hap hap happier!

Hand clappier Toe tappier Hap hap hap hap happier!

I'm telling you.

That's what a smile can - That's what a smile can - That's what a smile can do.

[music concludes] Bye.

Goodbye!

That was a long one!

I know.

I held my breath so I could do it.

Nice.

[puppets clamoring to get out] [fanfare] ♪ [sung] ♪ Smile with your mouth.

Smile with your cheeks.

Smile with your eyes.

Smile with your nose.

Smile with your ears.

Smile with your teeth.

Smile with your eyebrows.

Smile so it shows.

And youll feel Hap hap hap hap happier!

Snap snap snap snap snappier!

Hap hap hap hap happier!